Eddie 'Loophole' Glineki

Background
Born: 29th December 1993

Mystery surrounds Eddie 'Loophole' G's upbringing. Many claim he is half-Chinese and half-French, whilst 'Loophole' himself desperately tries to disprove these allegations and instead talks of his true Polish roots.

The beginning of 'Loophole's' header game career was a rough journey as he found it difficult to pick up the rules and often tried to find 'Loopholes' in the rulebook itself.

Reputation
One of the most hated players ever to have played the sport. 'Loophole' G has often clashed with the board, most notably with his player ranking (See Controversies) and his poor manner towards the founder of the game himself. 'Loophole' has his own ruling that 'Bonanza's' cannot occur if he has touched the ball in the process and his inconsistent player skill has even occasionally associated him with the likes of Jack 'Rookie' Barnard. He is also one of the most punished players in the sports history possibly due to the fact that his exaggerated reactions are a crowd pleaser.

Signature Move
In the case of Eddie 'Loophole' G he does not have a signature move but instead a signature saying of "I've found a loophole," which is usually said on the brink of tears.